Last night during her bath Ariel debuted her latest creative masterpiece. She wrote a song, which goes something like this... Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, VAGINA!!!! That verse then gets repeated. Often. And the bridge is eerily similar. As is the chorus. It’s quite a song really. I see Katy Perry doing a cover version some day.
Ariel told me the other day that I’m an AMAZING colorer (she’s so right too). This obviously begs the question – if I decide to switch jobs, how prominently do I feature that on my resume? Between work experience and education, right?
Ariel does a great job of really straddling the line with some of her behavior between cute/funny and disturbing (I’m sure this is true of many 4 year olds). Let’s see which side she’s leaning towards lately, shall we?
First, she said she had to go to the bathroom but then her vagina (clearly among her favorite words these days) and tushy changed their minds. I vote CUTE/FUNNY
Next, she started shaking her butt at me and telling me over and over again to “touch my booty!” Tougher call, but I’ll still go with CUTE/FUNNY
Finally, she started walking around her room with her doll’s head stuck firmly between her legs. Yeah, that one was a wee bit DISTURBING.
So, 2-1 for CUTE/FUNNY. Not bad, really…
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